Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Jack Gets Tough (1999)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Robert Conrad : Don't worry, I'll be back.
Jack Gallo : You wanna pick a date?
Robert Conrad : Sure.
[they pull out their agendas]
Jack Gallo : How about Thursday?
Robert Conrad : No good. I'm picking apples upstate. How about the third?
Jack Gallo : No, I'm seeing my urologist.
Robert Conrad : Who do you go to?
Jack Gallo : Friedman, up on 54th.
Robert Conrad : Is he good?
Jack Gallo : Great. Light touch.
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Jack Gallo : You boob, you assured me Conrad was dead!
Dennis Finch : He has to be, why else would they cancel Jake and the Fatman?
Jack Gallo : That's *William* Conrad! Next time get it right.
Dennis Finch : [to himself] Next time write your own book.
Jack Gallo : What'd you say?
Dennis Finch : I was apologizing.
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Jack Gallo : If Robert Conrad finds out, he could sue me for millions, and do you know what they'd call me if this got out?
Dennis Finch : Jack ass? A liar? A fraud? There's no right answer.
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Jack Gallo : It's just a humble autobiography about an extraordinary man.
Dennis Finch : Translated from the gibberish by his assistant.
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Maya Gallo : I'm proud of you.
Jack Gallo : Thank you, Maya. That's great coming from someone who's not just trying to kiss my ass.
Nina Van Horn : Jack, it's better than the Bible! I'm almost at page seven, and I'm riveted.