Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jack Gets Tough (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : Do you bring greetings from the future?

  Dennis Finch : Yes, and there's still no cure for baldness.

• Dennis Finch : I have what's called a body built for fashion.

  Elliot DiMauro : Finch, you have a body built to assist Santa Claus.

• Nina Van Horn : I got bored of reading about Jack's ancestors being chased across Europe, and I skipped to the index to look for the parts with me in them. I'm only mentioned four times.

  Elliot DiMauro : Did they count that picture of you at the Playboy mansion?

  Nina Van Horn : I'm only listed as "Unidentified topless woman on pogo stick."