David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : [Elliot has been talking to a Russian model]  Dude, she's hot. You gonna Vladimir her Putin?

  [Elliot leaves] 

  Dennis Finch : Sorry, was I being too Volga?

• Dennis Finch : What are you doing?

  Vicki Costa : Don't worry, Finch. I'm not going to touch you. I'm just looking for the fear.

  Dennis Finch : Huh?

  Vicki Costa : I find what you're most afraid of and then I strike.

  Dennis Finch : Do you have access to elves?

  Vicki Costa : He, he, he, he.

  Dennis Finch : Answer me!

• Dennis Finch : If I eat Count Chockula, a Ding Dong and a packet of sugar, will I blackout?

• Vicki Costa : [gives Dennis a foil swan]  Here, we didn't finish dessert.

  Dennis Finch : How ironic. I was going to give you the bird.

• Dennis Finch : I see your little game. You're all "I'm gonna get ya", and I'm all "Ooh, when's the axe gonna drop?" Well, guess what? There is no axe, 'cause you ain't got the onions, sistah!