Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Mom (2002)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : If you're suggesting that there's a similarity between my search for my parents and her search for me, I fail to see it.
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Nina Van Horn : All right, I'll see her. But she is getting Nina Van Horn, nothing more, nothing less. I can't just snap my fingers and become a mother.
Chloe : Hi. I'm Chloe.
Nina Van Horn : [tearfully] Baby girl!
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Chloe : Where is my father now?
Nina Van Horn : No idea. Next.
Chloe : What's his name?
Nina Van Horn : Bob. No, Bill. No, Bruce. No, Ben. Pass. Next.
Chloe : I guess that answers if you loved him.
Nina Van Horn : Is there anything in that pad of yours about my favorite colors or plants I have smoked?
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Nina Van Horn : I'm ready to be in your life, whatever that may mean. I can be a confidant, a friend, even a mother. I'm ready for anything.
Tess : What's going on?
Chloe : Tess, I want you to meet Nina.
Tess : Oh, hi, grandma.
[Nina faints]
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Nina Van Horn : Chloe. They told me her name is Chloe.
Maya Gallo : That's a beautiful name.
Nina Van Horn : I wanted to name her Fluffy. Until the last minute, I was hoping it would be a kitten.
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Nina Van Horn : Do I look like I've been drinking?
Maya Gallo : No.
Nina Van Horn : Well, I will in five minutes.
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Nina Van Horn : I slept with Mick Jagger.
Chloe : Are you saying Mick Jagger is my father?
Nina Van Horn : No, I was just bragging.
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Nina Van Horn : I couldn't take care of her. I was just a girl. I had no prospects, no education, no skills. Well, I could milk a cow with both feet, but that's nothing to build a future on.
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Dennis Finch : That thing about milking with your feet.
Nina Van Horn : Yes?
Dennis Finch : I know this is probably inappropriate and not the right time, but did you ever...
Nina Van Horn : Yes.
Dennis Finch : Awesome!
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, I want you to go to my desk and bring me my biggest, pinkest pill.
Maya Gallo : Got it.
Nina Van Horn : It may look like a paperweight, but it's not.