Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Mom (2002)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Nina, can I help you?
Dennis Finch : No one can help her until she helps herself.
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Dennis Finch : That thing about milking with your feet.
Nina Van Horn : Yes?
Dennis Finch : I know this is probably inappropriate and not the right time, but did you ever...
Nina Van Horn : Yes.
Dennis Finch : Awesome!
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Maya Gallo : We're going to try something different, a little bit dangerous... involving you, me and Finch.
Dennis Finch : I think I like where this is going.
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Maya Gallo : You be yourself, Finch will be Chloe.
Dennis Finch : I don't like this.
Maya Gallo : And I will be the spiritual guide.
Dennis Finch : Like Yoda?
Maya Gallo : If it helps you, yes.
Dennis Finch : [imitates Yoda] Mmm, yes, help me it does.
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Maya Gallo : You don't want to meet her, not like this.
Jack Gallo : Meet who?
Maya Gallo : No one.
Dennis Finch : Who, your bastard daughter?
[Nina gasps and drops the bottle she's holding]
Dennis Finch : Oh, my God! Did I guess it? I didn't know! I just guessed it, I got it!
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[after Maya says something poetic to Nina]
Dennis Finch : I know this moment is not supposed to be boring, but somehow she pulls it off.
Elliot DiMauro : It's a gift. A gift that no one wants.