- Justin: Your friend Binnie sounds like quite a character. When you said she has Grace Kelly's nose, I assumed you meant there was some resemblance.
- Dennis Finch: Five bucks if he sniffs at least two bagels.
- Elliot DiMauro: Why would he sniff a bagel?
- Dennis Finch: Dude, I don't know. Why does he rub the faxes on his face? Do you want to bet?
- Maya Gallo: Nina, is that delivery guy still here? I have something for him.
- [runs into Nina making out with the delivery guy]
- Maya Gallo: And apparently, so do you.
- Maya Gallo: Nina, what were you thinking, helping an escaped killer?
- Nina Van Horn: He's not a killer! Good God, Maya! What do you think of me? Murder isn't sexy. Now robbing a bank... Grrrr!
- Roy: [door knocks] Oh, crap! It's the police.
- Nina Van Horn: It's not the police.
- Justin: This is the FBI.
- Nina Van Horn: See? I told you.
- Roy: Come with me.
- Nina Van Horn: Where?
- Roy: I don't know, Mexico.
- Nina Van Horn: No, I can't go to Mexico.
- Roy: Why not?
- Nina Van Horn: They won't let me in anymore.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, could you get me some water?
- Dennis Finch: Why? Someone have a bet on how many tugs it takes me to open the refrigerator door?
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, are the new bagels in yet?
- Dennis Finch: In the kitchen.
- Jack Gallo: May I have one?
- Dennis Finch: I don't see why not.
- Jack Gallo: Is there anything I can do for you while I'm up?
- Dennis Finch: You could lose the attitude.
- Elliot DiMauro: Remind me never to eat the bagels.
- Dennis Finch: Or drink the apple juice.
- Elliot DiMauro: The apple...
- Dennis Finch: You don't wanna know.
- Maya Gallo: Nina, may I give you a piece of advice?
- Nina Van Horn: No, thank you.
- Maya Gallo: You always seem to make bad decisions when it comes to men.
- Nina Van Horn: Please. I'll have you know most of my marriages have ended in death.
- Nina Van Horn: You always talk about how superficial I am. You look at Roy and all you see is a criminal, whereas I see him as he really is, handsome and sexy and gorgeous and rugged.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're betting on me now? I thought we were betting on him.
- Dennis Finch: I go where the action takes me, dude.
- Jack Gallo: Ha! There it is! Pay up.
- Elliot DiMauro: Damn it.
- Dennis Finch: What is this?
- Elliot DiMauro: I bet Jack you wouldn't say "dude" in the next fifteen minutes.
- Jack Gallo: But you came through like the predictable little monkey you are, "dude".
- Dennis Finch: I only say it because I can't remember your names.
- Maya Gallo: Wait a minute! You're dating an escaped convict and the cop tracking him down?
- Nina Van Horn: I know it's wrong, Maya. I never date two men at the same time, with the notable exception of the Amazing Ching Brothers who were joined at the hip. But I only loved the one on the right.
- Maya Gallo: Nina, don't you see what's happening? You are faced with the most basic decision: Good versus evil. Now it really can't be that hard. Good... versus evil. What do you choose?
- Nina Van Horn: I know from the tone of your voice that the answer must be obvious.
- Justin: Any idea where he might have gone?
- Nina Van Horn: Not Mexico, that's for sure.
- Justin: How do you know that?
- Nina Van Horn: He likes tap water. That's all he ever talks about.
- Nina Van Horn: I've made a list of their pros and cons.
- Maya Gallo: Roy *is* a con!
- Nina Van Horn: I know. I have that written here.
- Justin: I promised myself I wouldn't eat until I captured Roy; but then again, you say a lot of things when you're full of French toast.