Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Secretary's Day (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Where's the speech to the publishers?

  Dennis Finch : On your computer. It's on a file marked, and try to follow me, Speech to the Publishers.

  Jack Gallo : Ha! Computers.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, scary. But you'll get used to them, just like fire.

• Dennis Finch : I have a bad case of screw-this-placeitis.

• Dennis Finch : Please, I've had enough contact with dominant females.

  Maya Gallo : Yes, but unlike the gorilla, I won't be giving you a tongue bath.

• Jack Gallo : As my father used to say, "the only job to be ashamed of is a job poorly done."

  Dennis Finch : What did he do?

  Jack Gallo : He wrote inspirational sentences on posters.

• Dennis Finch : I'm not a secretary!

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm confused. Don't you file, and answer phones, and type letters?

  Dennis Finch : What's your point?

  Elliot DiMauro : You're not an astronaut.

• Nikki : How did you fell in?

  Dennis Finch : Well, as I told channels two, four and seven, I was saving a toddler who was perched on the rail.

  Elliot DiMauro : Really? My cousin works at the zoo. He said you were running from a peacock.

  Dennis Finch : A. I was jogging, B. your cousin's a liar, and C. some peacocks are poisonous.

• Jack Gallo : See what happens when you leave in the middle of a workday?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, the Banana Council offers you three times your salary to be their spokesman.

  Maya Gallo : Wow, that's great. Isn't it, dad?

  Jack Gallo : Yes, we're all very impressed you fell into the monkey pit.

• Jack Gallo : How long have you been with me, Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : Eight years.

  Jack Gallo : No kidding? That's longer than any of my marriages.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, but I bet they got more money off ya.

• Dennis Finch : I know what you're trying to do, but you wouldn't understand. In this town, you are your job, and I'm about one inch away from wearing a hair net.