- Maya Gallo: Do you have a title yet?
- Allison Spencer: Either "Love on the Wings of Passion" or "Slut Bangers."
- Dennis Finch: You know, it's a long way...
- Jack Gallo: I'm not giving you a scooter.
- Dennis Finch: But if you give me a scooter, you can call me Scooter.
- Jack Gallo: Better yet, why don't I call you Nickels?
- [Gives him a handful of nickels]
- Dennis Finch: I'm sick of it already.
- Maya Gallo: I can't believe you're still in that sick relationship.
- Dennis Finch: It's not sick.
- Maya Gallo: You have sex for toys!
- Dennis Finch: It's much more than that now. Now it's trips and dinners.
- Jack Gallo: I'm proud of Nina. But then, I did made her what she is today, so in a way I'm proud of myself. Yeah, that sounds about right.
- Allison Spencer: Is this about the G-string?
- Dennis Finch: No, but you were right. I was wearing it backwards.
- Dennis Finch: [Rings bell on his scooter] Wee-hee-hee! Look at me!
- Maya Gallo: Oh my god, my father finally broke down and bought you a scooter?
- Dennis Finch: Nope.
- Elliot DiMauro: What, you actually bought it yourself?
- Dennis Finch: Nope. Allison gave it to me.
- Maya Gallo: Allison Spencer? Why?
- Dennis Finch: 'Cause I had sex with her. Check out this bell.
- [rings bell]
- Elliot DiMauro: Get out of here.
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, I'm gonna have sex with her again tonight and then I get more stuff.
- Maya Gallo: Oh my god, you're not kidding.
- Elliot DiMauro: Wow, a real sugar mama. Way to go, my man.
- [High-fives Finch]
- Maya Gallo: You're high-fiving him?
- Elliot DiMauro: Yeah.
- Maya Gallo: But he basically just had sex for money. If he was a woman, you'd be calling him a prostitute.
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, uhm, but I'm not, I'm a guy.