Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Let me be sure I got this straight: you're a grown man who spends all his free time and energy imitating women and prance around for the amusement of others?

  Robert 'Nina Man Horn' : Uh-huh.

  Nina Van Horn : Yes! I am a gay icon!

• Nina Van Horn : You're like the daughter with a penis I never had.

• Nina Van Horn : [seeing "Nina Man Horn"]  Will the me who is not a hallucination please raise her hand. Well, as long as there's one me here, I'm going home.

• Nina Van Horn : I just came from the hairdresser. How does it look?

  Dennis Finch : I didn't know the Westminster Show was in town.

  Nina Van Horn : Little tip, never tell describe your hairdresser's new pants with the words "very fat".

• Vicki Costa : You know, I used to do hair. Maybe I could have a try at your hair.

  Nina Van Horn : Vicki, you were probably the best at Super Hair Cuts, but I wouldn't let you touch my hair.

  Kevin Liotta : I'll do it, if I get to keep the hair.

  Nina Van Horn : Vicki, you're the girl for me. And did I tell you that your pants make your ass look glorious?

  Kevin Liotta : Thanks. I've been jumping rope.

• Vicki Costa : You probably think I'm crazy.

  Maya Gallo : Not really. I have a secret fantasy that I was a federal agent. I even have a code name: Agent M. I'd be the first in the room, and I would be all, "Freeze, sucka! This is a raid!"

  [Nina runs out of her office and slides to a stop] 

  Nina Van Horn : Don't you ever do that again!