Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : For your protection, I think you should carry a gun too.

  [takes a gun out of her purse] 

  Maya Gallo : You can't give Dennis a gun.

  Nina Van Horn : You're right. The recoil would drop him right in his ass. Here, take this.

  [takes out a switchblade] 

  Nina Van Horn : Remember, it's stab and twist! Stab and twist!

• Elliot DiMauro : What did I say this morning?

  Nina Van Horn : That Maya's face was looking puffy?

  Elliot DiMauro : I never said that.

  Nina Van Horn : No one said it, but it was the elephant in the room.

• Maya Gallo : I don't know what to say.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, I do! Your whole life has been a lie. I mean, who are you, really? You could be an old black woman, and we'd never know. But here's a few things we do know. One: I look great all the time; Two: Maya will die alone; and Three: you have completely freaked us out!

  Dennis Finch : You all feel this way?

  Maya Gallo : Except for the part about me dying alone.