Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boy (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis : All women are two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure.

  Nina : According to who?

  Dennis : According to any movie on Cinemax After Dark.

• Dennis : My father once told me that good things will happen to good people. Now I know he was wrong.

• Dennis : Give her a kiss hello. It's very European.

  Maya : She's from Wisconsin.

  Dennis : She travels.

• Waiter : Something from the bar?

  Dennis : Sea breeze.

  Waiter : And for you, sir?

  Dennis : That is for me, smart guy. The lady will have a brain eraser, no ice.

  Maya : That seems a little strong.

  Dennis : Nah, it's like ginger ale. But don't put it near the candle.

• Dennis : Call it a quest, Call it a dream...

• Nina : Oh, that's Jill. Rumor has it she's interested in someone around here.

  Dennis : Hey, I'm around here. Do you think it could be me?

  Nina : I don't see how.

• [Dennis is trying to get Jill's passport renewed] 

  Official : If you were the President of the United States, and it was a matter of national security, I still couldn't help you.

  Dennis : Please, if you renew this passport, you could be fullfilling every man's fantasy.

  Official : Two girls?

  Dennis : Yeah.

  Official : Give me those papers. Get this man through!

• Jill : I'll go ask her out.

  Dennis : Whoa, whoa. You'll scare her off. Remember your first time, how scary it was?

  Jill : What do you suggest?

  Dennis : Maybe you and me could take her on a dinner date.

  Jill : Why would you be there?

  Dennis : Remember your first time? Wouldn't you want a third person there?

  Jill : There was a third person there.

  [Dennis faints]