Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Her Parents (2000)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : Jack, would you consider yourself a fan of nature?

  Jack Gallo : Of course. As a boy I took a lot of hikes.

  Elliot DiMauro : Good. And on these hikes, did you ever run across something in nature that just didn't fit?

  Jack Gallo : Yes. I once saw an owl, and I swear to God it smiled at me.

  Elliot DiMauro : Sure, but I mean something like... oh, I don't know... a really skinny tree with branches that are way too big for it's trunk?

• Elliot DiMauro : How could you not know? Didn't you take gym in high school?

  Dennis Finch : I was excused because I have brittle bones.

  Jack Gallo : So you've never compared yourself to other men?

  Dennis Finch : No. That is, only guys in porno movies. I just thought I was a little bigger than average.

  Elliot DiMauro : You son of a bitch.

• Jack Gallo : Poor Dennis. It's a story as old as time. Great product, lousy sales department.