Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Her Parents (2000)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : You poor thing. How did they take it? Were they crushed when you told them?

  Nina Van Horn : Crushed? "Crushed" is not the right word, nor is "told them".

• Maya Gallo : You sound disappointed.

  Nina Van Horn : It's just that I alway fantasized that my birth parents were movie stars, or doctors, or at least people who didn't smell like hogs.

  Maya Gallo : Before I figured out what my father did, I always fantasized that he was a blacksmith, working the forge, making shoes...

  Nina Van Horn : Well, turns out he's a millionaire. Boo-hoo for you, and now back to me.

• Nina Van Horn : Oh, how rude of me. This is... I can't remember.

  Maya Gallo : Nina!

  Nina Van Horn : I'm not kidding. I wanna say Karen.

• Libby : Aside from the practice, we do have some oil money.

  Nina Van Horn : Oil? As in "Vroom, vroom, make the cars go"?

  Les : As in "Vroom, vroom, leave the practice and play some golf."