Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
Flash and Substance (2006)
Donal Gibson: Captain Boomerang, George Harkness
Quotes
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[trapped by a giant boomerang]
The Flash : I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!
Captain Boomerang : Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.
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Mirror Master : Boomer, must you always plead poverty?
Captain Boomerang : I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!
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Captain Boomerang : Now they tell me I'm reformed.
Mirror Master : Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
Captain Boomerang : Now that was a crime.
Mirror Master : Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
The Trickster : And you know what else...?
Captain Boomerang : Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
Mirror Master : That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
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The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
[giggles]
The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!
[the other rogues just stare]
Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
Mirror Master : Brilliant.
Captain Boomerang : Good deal.
The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
[the others ride off without him]
The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
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Waitress : [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.
The Trickster : Cherry Cola.
Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.
Captain Cold : Milk.
[the others stare in confusion]
Captain Cold : [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
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Captain Boomerang : G'day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. It seems that Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash, and I want you to see it coming.