- [Cheetah is supposed to be guarding Batman]
- Batman: So what happened then?
- Cheetah: My research opened up whole new worlds. There was so much to do...
- Batman: But so little funding.
- Cheetah: You know about that?
- Batman: You didn't have enough for test subjects, so you used yourself.
- Cheetah: And now I'm a freak.
- Batman: That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to sacrifice everything for a cause she believed in.
- Cheetah: [softens] How do you know so much about me?
- Batman: Let's just say, cats aren't the only creatures who are curious.
- [she sidles up to him]
- Cheetah: Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
- Batman: Maybe I like danger.
- Cheetah: Do you?
- Batman: [whispers] Try me.
- [she kisses him]
- Lex Luthor: Now, Batman, you must have some kind of passkey or access-code I can use against your friends. Where is it?
- Batman: [grinning] Guess.
- Ultra-Humanite: [slows down by Batman while being arrested] Wait. You'll keep our bargain?
- Batman: Yes. Double what Luthor was paying.
- Superman: [after Humanite passes] What was *that* all about?
- [he just smiles]
- Green Lantern: [to Star Sapphire as he's fighting her] DUCK!
- [She ignores him, and gets hit by the head of duck statue]
- Green Lantern: I tried to warn her.
- Joker: [wheeling a TV into Batman's cell] Showtime, everybody! Live and in color - the end of the Justice League!
- Batman: Don't make me laugh.
- Joker: It's no joke. There's a surprise hidden in your little clubhouse.
- [turns on the TV, showing the Watchtower]
- Joker: And once your chums get there... kablooey!
- [holds up a box]
- Joker: Popcorn?
- [Batman is silent]
- Joker: Oh, well, more for me.
- Ultra-Humanite: Joker, you nauseate me.
- Joker: Ohh, he's going to miss the show. And the sequel.
- Batman: What sequel?
- Joker: After the bomb gets your friends, I get you.
- Batman: Joker. I should have known you'd be in on this.
- Joker: Really? I must be falling into a rut.
- [to Luthor]
- Joker: You're not going to leave him like this, are you?
- Lex Luthor: Why?
- Joker: HELLO? He's still alive!
- Solomon Grundy: Luthor not want you alone with him.
- Joker: Oh, come on, Grundy, old pal. What's a couple of nicks between friends?
- Solomon Grundy: Go away.
- Joker: [leaving] Party pooper.
- Batman: Grundy, what's Luthor paying you for this?
- Solomon Grundy: Money, lots of it.
- Batman: [of Humanite] As much as he's getting?
- Solomon Grundy: I dunno.
- Batman: Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.
- Ultra-Humanite: More than me? Preposterous.
- [goes off to read the paper]
- Batman: Is it?
- Star Sapphire: Careful. Just because you won't live to see old age doesn't mean the rest of us don't want to.
- Lex Luthor: [Grundy is in the process of punching Humanite's head while straddling his neck] Stop that right now!
- [he lands one more punch, giving an open-mouthed grin like a child]
- Lex Luthor: I'll double your pay.
- Star Sapphire: What's the point? It's over.
- Lex Luthor: No! We can still win if we lure them here. I have a plan, but we've got to stick together.
- Solomon Grundy: Grundy not that dumb.
- [lowers the sliding door]
- Lex Luthor: All right, triple!
- [an inch from the floor, it's raised]
- Batman: [after tricking Grundy into getting him water which he shoots from his mouth to the stasis field to disable it] Thanks.
- Solomon Grundy: Uh-oh.
- Lex Luthor: [forced to listen to Humanite's opera in the next cell] Humanite! You'll pay for this, you turncoat! Do you hear? You'll pay!
- Bruce Wayne: [TV voiceover as Humanite's show ends] This program was made possible by a grant from the Ultra-Humanite and viewers like you.
- Lex Luthor: Can't give up now. I just need to buy more time. Can you help?
- Ultra-Humanite: Perhaps, but...
- Lex Luthor: But what?
- Ultra-Humanite: It'll cost you extra.
- Lex Luthor: Any minute, now, any minute.
- The Shade: And then we get paid, right?
- Lex Luthor: Please, can't you let me savor this one moment?
- Ultra-Humanite: I surrender.
- Joker: [hiding elsewhere] Whoopsie. Time to run!
- [taking out a gun]
- Joker: But there's still one unfinished piece of business.
- J'onn J'onzz: It was Star Sapphire, Grundy, and the Shade. I saw them coming, and then everything went black.
- Wonder Woman: How could they have gotten in?
- Green Lantern: Only one way: with Batman's transmitter.
- Superman: Where's Luthor?
- Lex Luthor: [in the LexoSuit] Right here!
- [blasting him with beams of kryptonite]
- Lex Luthor: And I'm going to enjoy every moment of this. Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength.
- [blasting him again]
- Lex Luthor: Of course, that's a lesson you may not live to appreciate.
- Ultra-Humanite: [zapping him from behind] Neither will you, Lex.
- Solomon Grundy: Batman broke that... static thingy!
- Ultra-Humanite: He's probably already contacted the Martian. They'll be here soon.
- Solomon Grundy: What are we gonna do?
- Lex Luthor: Don't panic. We'll be ready for them once we get rid of the traitor.
- Cheetah: Traitor?
- Lex Luthor: Think about it. The only way they could have found the bomb is if someone told them; one of us. Fortunately, this old place still has functioning surveillance cameras.
- Cheetah: [they see her kissing Batman] No, I didn't! I wouldn't! You can't think...
- Lex Luthor: Get her!
- [kicking Grundy and leaping over him, she makes it to the elevator]
- Joker: Hello, kitty.
- [electrocuting her with his joy buzzer]
- Joker: And they say I'm not a team player.
- Copperhead: [being interrogated by Flash and Superman] I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just an innocent...
- Copperhead, Superman, The Flash: [speaking simultaneously] ... victim of circumstances.
- The Flash: Yeah, yeah, we know.
- [Superman grabs Copperhead and pins him to the wall]
- Superman: Copperhead, when are you gonna get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?
- Copperhead: [mockingly] Ooh! This must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts!
- Superman: [raising his fist] I'm warning you!
- Copperhead: Whatcha gonna do, boy scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?