Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Kids' Stuff (2004)

Kyle Alcazar: Young Batman

Quotes 

• Young Wonder Woman : I guess I'll go with Clark.

  [to Batman, flirting] 

  Young Wonder Woman : Unless I should go with you.

  Young Batman : Whatever.

  Young Superman : I'm fine to go with Diana.

  Young Green Lantern : So Bruce and I are good to go?

  Young Wonder Woman : I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce and John can go with Clark.

  Young Batman : [Getting annoyed]  What*ever*.

  [They take off] 

  Young Superman : What's with them?

  Young Green Lantern : Man, for someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind.

  [he takes off] 

  Young Superman : [still confused]  What?

• [Etrigan, now a diaper-wearing infant, randomly attacks the League with his fire breath until Wonder Woman wisely picks him up and burps him] 

  Young Wonder Woman : See? That's all he needed.

  Young Green Lantern : [sniffs the air]  Oh, man. That ain't all he needs.

  Young Batman : Now *that* is a job for Superman.

• [League members have been reduced to children by Morgan LeFay. Wonder Woman, appearing more mature than her male counterparts, begins giving orders] 

  Young Green Lantern : Your girlfriend sure is bossy.

  Young Batman : [Whines]  Shut up!

• [the League have been turned into kids] 

  Young Batman : This better be temporary.

  Young Superman : You sound weird. Whoa! So do I.

  Young Wonder Woman : I kind of like this.

• Young Batman : [sees Lantern squinting]  What's wrong?

  Young Green Lantern : I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need 'em again.

  [a pair of big, square glasses appear over his eyes] 

  Young Green Lantern : Wow! I didn't even try to make these.

  Young Batman : [as Superman bursts out laughing]  I hope not.

• Mordred : [sees the League]  The Justice Babies!

  [bursts out laughing] 

  Young Batman : What are you laughing at, precious?