Justice League (TV Series)

Maid of Honor (2003)

Dorie Barton: Princess Audrey

Quotes 

• [as Bruce and Diana are dancing, terrorists drop in and seize Princess Audrey] 

  Bruce Wayne , Princess Diana : Excuse me.

  [they break off in different directions; Bruce starts to loosen his tie... then sees Diana fly up and grab Audrey away] 

  Princess Diana : Always this popular?

  Princess Audrey : Yes, although my admirers are usually unarmed.

  [as she drops Audrey and flies at the terrorists, Bruce smiles and puts his tie back in place] 

• [in a club, Audrey and Diana are besieged by paparazzi] 

  Princess Audrey : Would you be a dear and pummel them mercilessly?

  [Diana lifts her into the air] 

  Princess Diana : I don't think that'll be necessary.

  [she flies out the door, Audrey whooping with glee] 

• Princess Audrey : We need to get you some new clothes. I know a boutique that'll open for me if I ask them nicely.

  Princess Diana : I thought you were going to tell me more about the incident.

  Princess Audrey : No, that's just what I let my father think so I could go clubbing tonight.

  Princess Diana : Clubbing?

  Princess Audrey : Look, I'm getting married soon. This is my last night in Paris as a free woman.

  Princess Diana : I'm not really following.

  Princess Audrey : I'm a world-class party girl. I intend to go out with a bang. Several, if it can be arranged.

  [leaving] 

  Princess Audrey : You coming?

• Princess Audrey : That was fabulous! I've never seen anyone break a helicopter before!

  Princess Diana : [sheepishly]  It was my first time.

  Princess Audrey : Well, I can't thank you enough. I'm supposed to have guards for this sort of thing, you know.

  Princess Diana : I wouldn't blame them. Someone went to a lot of trouble to get to you. Any ideas?

  Princess Audrey : [shrugging]  I'm the princess of Kasnia. Lots of people in the world don't like Kasnia. Lots of people in Kasnia don't like Kasnia.

  Princess Diana : Tell me what you know.

  Princess Audrey : Not tonight, darling. Still early. Places to go, parties to crash. On the other hand, I've never hung out with a superhero before.

• Doctor : I'm sorry, milady. We've done all we can.

  Vandal Savage : Audrey...

  Princess Audrey : No. If my father cannot rule, my duty is clear. For the good of Kasnia, I must assume the throne until my father is able again.

  Vandal Savage : Of course, my counsel is at your service, as it was for the king.

  Princess Audrey : I don't require your counsel, Vandal.

  Vandal Savage : I beg your pardon?

  Princess Audrey : The people need reassurance in the royal family's continuity. Our wedding will take place immediately. Is that acceptable to you?

  Vandal Savage : Nothing would make me happier.

• Princess Audrey : Diana, I'd like to introduce you to my fiance.

  Princess Diana : [recognizing him as he turns around]  Vandal Savage!

• King Gustav : I just heard the news. Did they harm you?

  Princess Audrey : I'm fine, Daddy.

  King Gustav : They won't get away with this. I'll have the entire opposition party arrested.

  Princess Audrey : Daddy, no! That's gauche! We have to prove we're better than that.

  King Gustav : I will not allow these dissidents to ruin the International Space Station. You are to return home immediately!

  Princess Audrey : Let me stay. I couldn't be any safer. Wonder Woman will be with me.

  [she puts her hands together pleadingly at Diana, who smiles] 

  King Gustav : All right. But I'm doubling your guard. Take care, precious.

• Princess Audrey : A lot of people are upset about all the money we're putting into the International Space Station.

  Princess Diana : That project's making your father a very popular world leader.

  Princess Audrey : Someone forgot to tell that to the peasants back home. Anyway, it's my fiance who's really running the thing.

  Princess Diana : You haven't said much about him.

  Princess Audrey : What's to say? Arranged marriage to a dreary, much older man.

  Princess Diana : I'm sorry.

  Princess Audrey : Moi aussi. But my new life as royal hausfrau doesn't begin until after the engagement party tomorrow. Tonight, we dance.

  Princess Diana : [indicating her stoic bodyguards, crammed together on one side of the car]  I doubt they'll approve.

  Princess Audrey : As if they have any say. Excuse me, boys. Girl talk.

  [activating a divider from both the floor and ceiling] 

  Princess Audrey : I've been ditching royal guards since I was knee-high to Daddy's throne. Try and keep up.

• Princess Diana : [atop the Eiffel Tower]  This is perfect. I can't remember when I've had this much fun.

  Princess Audrey : You couldn't have had this much fun, darling. You've never partied with me before. This wasn't how I intended to spend my last night as a free woman.

  Princess Diana : Disappointed?

  Princess Audrey : No. I rather enjoyed corrupting you.

  Princess Diana : I'd appreciate it if we kept some of the more embarrassing stories to ourselves.

  Princess Audrey : Don't worry. I won't tell anyone that their great hero has feet of clay.

  Princess Diana : You have no idea.

  Princess Audrey : [sitting on a ledge]  I'm sometimes afraid I'll never have fun again.

  Princess Diana : You don't have to marry him.

  Princess Audrey : Yes, I do. But I've still got one more time for one more fling!

  Princess Diana : [she falls off]  Audrey!

  [laughing as she free-falls, Diana flies down to save her] 

  Princess Diana : Are you insane? What were you thinking?

  Princess Audrey : I was thinking we should call it a night. I have an engagement party tomorrow.

• Armed Man : Down with the monarchy! Freedom for Kasnia!

  Princess Audrey : Stay back! You can't approach without my permission!

  Armed Man : [aiming his weapon at her]  Permission, yes?

• Princess Audrey : I'm going to be late for my own engagement party!

  Princess Diana : Audrey, I'm worried about you. We need to talk.

  Princess Audrey : Relax, Diana. I'm going to marry the old stiff and churn out a veritable litter of royal heirs.

  Princess Diana : There's been a series of thefts. We've connected one of the burglars with your government.

  Princess Audrey : You couldn't possibly believe my father would order such a thing.

  Princess Diana : I don't know your father.

  Princess Audrey : Well, I do, and he wouldn't.

  Princess Diana : I just needed to hear it from you. I'm sorry.

  Princess Audrey : Nothing to be sorry about. We all have our obligations. Come meet my ball-and-chain-to-be.

• Princess Audrey : I hate to admit it, but you're right.

  Princess Diana : You're going to help me find out why those men tried to kidnap you?

  Princess Audrey : I meant about the dress. You *can* get away with scarlet.

  Princess Diana : I'm serious. You're still in danger. Let me help.

  Princess Audrey : You are helping. I'm having a fabulous time.

• Princess Diana : Vandal Savage is a Nazi war criminal. He was...

  Vandal Savage : My grandfather.

  Princess Diana : What?

  Vandal Savage : Vandal Savage III.

  [offering a handshake, which she doesn't take] 

  Vandal Savage : A pleasure to meet you.

  Princess Audrey : Diana, don't be rude.

  Vandal Savage : It's understandable. My grandfather was a very evil man.

  Princess Diana : He wasn't a man. He was a monster.

  Vandal Savage : I've dedicated my life to doing good works. It's my way of trying to restore my family's lost honor.

  Princess Diana : The resemblance is uncanny.

  Vandal Savage : Our genes are rather... insistent. Excuse me.

  [kissing Audrey's hand, he leaves] 

  Princess Diana : I'm sorry, Audrey. I didn't mean to insult him.

  Princess Audrey : Didn't you?