Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
The Ties That Bind (2005)
Edward Asner: Granny Goodness
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Quotes
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Granny Goodness : Are you enjoying Granny's hospitality?
Oberon : Ah, blow it out your shorts, ya goose-stepping harpy!
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Oberon : You've always been this deluded? Or is it just since senility set in?
Granny Goodness : Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!
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Granny Goodness : Oh, Scott, you didn't let Granny down. When I heard the X Pit had been destroyed, I thought for certain you and dear Kalibak were lost. How did you manage to get out?
Mr. Miracle : [indicating the Flash] Ask him.
The Flash : Trade secret.
Big Barda : Enough of this. Where is Oberon?
Granny Goodness : Ah, yes, that mouthy little pipsqueak was very rude to Granny. And he's going to be taught a lesson.
The Flash : See? What did I tell you? People are so predictable.
[Kalibak shifts into J'onn]
J'onn J'onzz : Try *not* to think about where you've got Oberon hidden.
[reading Granny's mind]
J'onn J'onzz : Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.
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Granny Goodness : You think you're so special, Scott. That you're different from Granny's other children. But you're not. If anything, you're just a little... slower. You see, they learned years ago that their lives are meaningless, that hope is a lie. And you've just figured it out.
Young Scott Free : No, you're the liar. There's always hope.
Granny Goodness : You'll never escape.
Young Scott Free : Yes, I will!
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Oberon : [preparing for one of Scott's escape tricks] Let's hope the train is running late today.
[a train whistle blows, and he and Barda see a train car being carried in by a helicopter]
Big Barda : Leave it to Scott Free to find the newest wrinkles.
Oberon : He's sure given me a few.
[the helicopter drops the train car, which lands on the platform where Scott is]
Big Barda : Scott?
[looking through the wreckage]
Big Barda : Scott!
Mr. Miracle : [a few feet away, unharmed] O, ye of little faith.
Big Barda : [hugging him] Scott, I thought you were dead. You insufferable showboat. I thought you were dead.
Mr. Miracle : When are you and Oberon gonna learn that... hey, where is Oberon?
Granny Goodness : Don't worry, dumpling, he's safe and sound in Granny's loving care. Of course, if you ever want to see the old runt alive again, you'll do exactly as Granny says.
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[after reuniting with Oberon, Mr. Miracle opens a boom tube and the heroes depart Apokolips]
Granny Goodness : How? Granny never failed with any of them. How did she fail with him.
[someone taps her shoulder]
Big Barda : Oh, one last thing...
[Barda delivers a ferocious punch that knocks Granny flat and out cold, then smiles and dashes through the closing boom tube]