- Kim: [Overhearing her husband telling her mother about discovering him with two women] You left the bit out about being in bed with them completely naked.
- Brett: It doesn't mean anything happened.
- Kim: Oh, as if, Bret. I'm not as stupid as I look.
- Brett: I'm sure nothing happened, Kim. And if anything did, it was an accident.
- Kim: Oh, so you accidentally rooted Carly Bolten?
- Kath: Shhhh!
- Brett: And her sister, Jenny... but I can't remember.
- Kim: Well, you're pathetic, Bret.
- Kath: Take his word for it, Kim. Men don't lie about these sort of things.