Keen Eddie (TV Series)
Achtung, Baby (2003)
Mark Valley: Det. Eddie Arlette
Quotes
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[About Morris the stalker of the German opera singer]
Eddie : He left one day, gave the landlord his personal belongings with the instructions to do whatever he wants with them - which upsets me because it doesn't sound to me like he's got a plan b.
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Morris : Hello my American friend.
Eddie : Let me make myself perfectly clear: If you touch a hair on her head I will hunt you down in this life and in the next.
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Morris : I feel for you. Time is running out and you're frustrated.
Eddie : No you're frustrated, Morris. I'm jammin' all your frequencies and I'm all over you.
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Eddie : I wanna read this opera - the entire thing. In English.
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[Eddie to Fiona]
Eddie : So you whored my dog to a dog food company?
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Fiona : Hello?
Eddie : Hi, remember me?
Fiona : No, I don't think I could forget you Eddie, even with therapy.
Eddie : God, I like you so much better with some distance between us.
Fiona : Well then back up just a few more steps. Keep going until you hit America. Look whatd'you want - your sourness is ruining my sauce.
Eddie : Listen, I forgot my razor. I was wondering if you could put it in a bag and leave it on the porch. I already sent somebody over to pick it up.
Fiona : I can't touch you razor, I haven't had the proper shots. Besides doesn't you and your girlfriend like the rough look?
Eddie : What're you talking about?
Fiona : You should pick up a newspaper from time to time. Your razor awaits.