Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Commodore (1993)

Nigel Davenport: The Commodore

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [the Commodore is pawing Hyacinth] 

  The Vicar : Are you all right, Mrs Bouquet?

  The Commodore : I'll say she is. Smashing bit of all right. I wouldn't mind being shipwrecked with you, my darling.

  The Vicar : Do you want me to stop the car for you, Mrs Bouquet?

  The Commodore : Can't do that; I'll miss my train, Vicar. Just think of it, the tropic nights, a huge moon.

  Hyacinth : But I, I, I'm, I'm a marry, married woman.

  The Vicar : Doesn't worry me, old girl. Now, give us a kiss.

  Hyacinth : Ooh, lai...

  [yelling] 

  Hyacinth : Aaheeee! Keep driving, Vicar. Keep driving.

• The Chairlady : Oh there you are, Mrs Bucket! We wondered what had happened to you.

  Hyacinth : [flustered with embarrassment]  Well...

  The Chairlady : [to the Commodore]  This is the lady who was supposed to pick you up at the station. She volunteered to do so.

  The Commodore : Did she? Bless her! Well, all the nice girls love a sailor!

  Hyacinth : Aye aye, Commodore!

  The Chairlady : Was there some problem?

  Hyacinth : [flustered]  Problem? No, no. Not really. I... uh... I may have been waiting on the wrong platform!