Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Commodore (1993)

Jeremy Gittins: Michael the Vicar

Quotes 

• Hyacinth : [very shrilly]  Vicar! You're heaven sent.

  The Vicar : Oh my Go... ood morning, Mrs Buc... Bouquet.

• Hyacinth : Mind the pedestrian.

  The Vicar : Which pedestrian? Where?

  Hyacinth : On the pavement.

  The Vicar : Isn't that where he's supposed to be?

  Hyacinth : Oh, too late now; he's gone. Lucky you missed him.

• [last lines] 

  [the Commodore is pawing Hyacinth] 

  The Vicar : Are you all right, Mrs Bouquet?

  The Commodore : I'll say she is. Smashing bit of all right. I wouldn't mind being shipwrecked with you, my darling.

  The Vicar : Do you want me to stop the car for you, Mrs Bouquet?

  The Commodore : Can't do that; I'll miss my train, Vicar. Just think of it, the tropic nights, a huge moon.

  Hyacinth : But I, I, I'm, I'm a marry, married woman.

  The Vicar : Doesn't worry me, old girl. Now, give us a kiss.

  Hyacinth : Ooh, lai...

  [yelling] 

  Hyacinth : Aaheeee! Keep driving, Vicar. Keep driving.