Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
The Commodore (1993)
Patricia Routledge: Hyacinth
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Quotes
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[Emmet has broken Hyacinth's china]
Emmet : Really, I'm terribly sorry, Hyacinth.
Hyacinth : Now, please think no more about it, Emmet. These accidents will happen... and always with my china.
Emmet : I-I'm not usually that clumsy.
Hyacinth : The only thing that matters is that you've not ruined your musician's hands... just my rug. Anyway, I'm sure the stain will come out... eventually.
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[last lines]
[the Commodore is pawing Hyacinth]
The Vicar : Are you all right, Mrs Bouquet?
The Commodore : I'll say she is. Smashing bit of all right. I wouldn't mind being shipwrecked with you, my darling.
The Vicar : Do you want me to stop the car for you, Mrs Bouquet?
The Commodore : Can't do that; I'll miss my train, Vicar. Just think of it, the tropic nights, a huge moon.
Hyacinth : But I, I, I'm, I'm a marry, married woman.
The Vicar : Doesn't worry me, old girl. Now, give us a kiss.
Hyacinth : Ooh, lai...
[yelling]
Hyacinth : Aaheeee! Keep driving, Vicar. Keep driving.
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Hyacinth : Take the low road. I shall relay the convolutions of the Commodore's confusions as we go along.
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[first lines]
Richard : I know I'm not encouraged to have an enquiring mind, but why are we going to wherever I'm taking you?
Hyacinth : Mm? Our destination is the Manor House function rooms in Morton Road. I have to see to the arrangements for today's Ladies' Luncheon Club; they rely on me so.
Richard : Does that mean you won't be at home for lunch?
Hyacinth : No, of course I won't be at home for lunch, dear. We have a special speaker today. You'll have to manage on your own for once.
[Richard starts to whistle]
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The Chairlady : Oh there you are, Mrs Bucket! We wondered what had happened to you.
Hyacinth : [flustered with embarrassment] Well...
The Chairlady : [to the Commodore] This is the lady who was supposed to pick you up at the station. She volunteered to do so.
The Commodore : Did she? Bless her! Well, all the nice girls love a sailor!
Hyacinth : Aye aye, Commodore!
The Chairlady : Was there some problem?
Hyacinth : [flustered] Problem? No, no. Not really. I... uh... I may have been waiting on the wrong platform!