Kim Possible (TV Series)

Crush (2002)

Christy Carlson Romano: Kim Possible

Quotes 

• Ron : Subject: Joshua Wendell Mankey.

  Kim : I meant about Drakken's plot!

  Ron : Oh yeah, I've got nothing.

  Kim : Wait, his middle name is Wendell?

  Ron : Well, it could be.

  Kim : You've obviously done your research.

  Ron : I assure you, the rest of my report is completely factual.

  Kim : Gossip you've heard around school?

  Ron : Moving on. Mankey has rejected invitations to the Spirit Week Dance from the following:

  [Rufus holds up a series of photos] 

  Ron : Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez, Natasha Putin, Julia Roberts - no relation - and, of course, Bonnie Rockwaller.

  [Bonnie's portrait is a crudely drawn sketch] 

  Ron : No current photo was available.

• [Re: the school dance] 

  Ron : Well, we always go together.

  Kim : Yeah but, that's as friends. This time I was thinking of lining up... you know.

  Ron : An enemy?

  Kim : A date!

• Ron : Hey, I helped with that avalanche too you know.

  Kim : Ron, you STARTED that avalanche.

• Ron : Don't freak out, Kim!

  Kim : I'm not.

  Ron : Well that makes one of us!

• [Kim throws Ron a small jar] 

  Ron : Badical! Back off, goons, 'cause I'm packin'!

  Goon : [looks]  Lip gloss?

  Ron : [looks]  Uh... yes. Lip gloss.

  [the goons roar with laughter] 

  Kim : Ron, open it and hold your breath!

  [Ron does so, releasing knockout gas from the jar that flattens all the goons] 

• Kim : Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.

  Heinrich : Kim, you silly. It's the least I could do after you saved our village from that avalanche last year.

  Kim : No big.

  Ron : So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?

  Heinrich : Nein!

  Ron : Nine? One's plenty! Well, maybe two.

  Heinrich : Nein means no!

  [Heinrich slams the door shut and drives off] 

  Ron : Hey, wait a minute. I helped with that avalanche!

  Kim : You started it.

• Kim : What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?

  Ron : Duh. Do you know what this factory makes?

  Kim : Video games?

  Ron : The Z Boy. Only the fastest graphics system ever.

  Kim : [scoffs]  So, video games.

  Ron : It's not even coming out back home until Christmas. It's the must have gift of the holiday season.

  [He gasps] 

  Ron : Drakken's gonna steal Christmas!

  Kim : Ron, I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the world.

  Ron : He wants to steal Christmas!

  Kim : Take over the world.

  Ron : Steal Christmas!

  Kim : Take over the world.

  Ron : Steal Christmas!

  Kim : [she whispers]  Take over the world.

  Ron : [happily]  Steal Christmas.

  Kim : Shh! Fine, whatever.

• Kim : I'll free the hostages, you take this. Jack it into the video.

  Ron : You mean, I'm...

  Kim : The distraction.

  Ron : [dejected]  Oh! Always the distraction.