- Ron: Subject: Joshua Wendell Mankey.
- Kim: I meant about Drakken's plot!
- Ron: Oh yeah, I've got nothing.
- Kim: Wait, his middle name is Wendell?
- Ron: Well, it could be.
- Kim: You've obviously done your research.
- Ron: I assure you, the rest of my report is completely factual.
- Kim: Gossip you've heard around school?
- Ron: Moving on. Mankey has rejected invitations to the Spirit Week Dance from the following:
- [Rufus holds up a series of photos]
- Ron: Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez, Natasha Putin, Julia Roberts - no relation - and, of course, Bonnie Rockwaller.
- [Bonnie's portrait is a crudely drawn sketch]
- Ron: No current photo was available.
- Dr. Drakken: So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my plan...
- Shego: *Don't* stop to tell her the plan!
- Dr. Drakken: I'll handle this, Shego!
- Shego: Yeah, all I know is, every time you stop to blab about your big plan, she wins!
- Dr. Drakken: Oh, right.
- Dr. Drakken: Why did she have to be a cheerleader? If she were on the debate team I'd have vaporized her by now!
- [Ron mugs for the security cameras to provide a distraction]
- Ron: Wazzup! Naked Mole Rat TV is on the air!
- Dr. Drakken: That voice...
- Shego: It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick.
- Dr. Drakken: I can never remember his name.
- Ron: It's Ron Stoppable, coming to you totally live, broadcasting from... wouldn't you like to know!
- [Drakken follows the cable leading behind some crates, and motions to his henchmen]
- Ron: Yes, evildoers it's the Rufus and Ron Show!
- [a forklift bursts through the crates and pins Ron to the wall]
- Dr. Drakken: You're canceled! Ha-ha-ha!
- Kim: Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
- Heinrich: Kim, you silly. It's the least I could do after you saved our village from that avalanche last year.
- Kim: No big.
- Ron: So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
- Heinrich: Nein!
- Ron: Nine? One's plenty! Well, maybe two.
- Heinrich: Nein means no!
- [Heinrich slams the door shut and drives off]
- Ron: Hey, wait a minute. I helped with that avalanche!
- Kim: You started it.
- Kim: What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?
- Ron: Duh. Do you know what this factory makes?
- Kim: Video games?
- Ron: The Z Boy. Only the fastest graphics system ever.
- Kim: [scoffs] So, video games.
- Ron: It's not even coming out back home until Christmas. It's the must have gift of the holiday season.
- [He gasps]
- Ron: Drakken's gonna steal Christmas!
- Kim: Ron, I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the world.
- Ron: He wants to steal Christmas!
- Kim: Take over the world.
- Ron: Steal Christmas!
- Kim: Take over the world.
- Ron: Steal Christmas!
- Kim: [she whispers] Take over the world.
- Ron: [happily] Steal Christmas.
- Kim: Shh! Fine, whatever.