- Kim: Snapping turtles?
- Ron Stoppable: Aisle ten. Next to the goldfish.
- Frugal Lucre: And they're hungry.
- [Ron is meeting Kim at the high school cafeteria]
- Ron Stoppable: $1.50 for a soft pretzel? Cafeteria Lady must think I'm made of money.
- Kim: Pretzels are on sale: 2 for $1 at Smarty Mart.
- Ron Stoppable: No way! KP!
- Kim: The store manager was so grateful, he gave me $100 gift certificate. And it really is silly to pay designer label prices for the same stuff.
- [Pointing in a Club Banana catalog]
- Kim: Unless you're paying for a really, really, super-cool pair of boots like these.
- Ron Stoppable: [pointing in a Smarty Mart catalog] You mean these boots right here?
- Kim: Ron, they're aren't exactly the same. Look, the Smarty Mart boots come in black; Club Banana's are onyx.
- Ron Stoppable: [facepalms and groans]