- Kim Possible: What's the sitch?
- Wade Load: Major, Kim. We've got a hijacked shipment of high-output aluminum spark plugs in Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injector lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan...
- Kim Possible: A stolen nitro-whatsit?
- Wade Load: Prototype automotive components!
- Kim Possible: Uh... car parts?
- Wade Load: [archly] And the Mona Lisa is a doodle.
- Kim Possible: This is a guy thing, isn't it?
- Kim Possible: I'm a cheerleader waiting by the phone for a guy with a mullet to call. Something's wrong with this picture.
- Motor Ed: [dangling off of a monster truck] This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!
- Kim Possible: Quit calling me "Red"!
- [imitates him]
- Kim Possible: "Seriously!"
- Motor Ed: But, Red...
- [Motor Ed crashes into a stoplight]
- Kim Possible: I warned him.
- Motor Ed: Don't you even wanna know my plan? I mean, come on, seriously!
- Kim Possible: I thought this was just random destruction.
- Motor Ed: I'm gonna crush stuff, and keep on crushin' it, until I've turned the whole world into humongous, rockin' scrap yard!
- Kim Possible: Sounds a lot like random destruction!
- Kim Possible: Felix, you go stand watch.
- Felix Renton: You mean, "sit watch."
- [Kim claps a hand to her mouth, mortified...]
- Felix Renton: Kim? I'm just playing with you.
- Ron: Kim! Felix! So what'd you bring me? A chimirito? Naco?
- Kim Possible: Come on!
- Felix Renton: She's not kidding, Ron, these guys are dangerous.
- Ron: Okay, okay, I'll try one of these so-called "hoagies".
- Felix Renton: [to Kim] Does he always lose focus like this during a mission?
- Ron: What?