Kim Possible (TV Series)
Roachie (2005)
Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable
Quotes
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Ron Stoppable : You don't suppose there are any...
Kim Possible : Bugs? Come on, Ron! Bugs are no big. Literally. You flick 'em!
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Ron Stoppable : [meeting a giant cockroach] Hey, look. That one's lost. Hey, little guy. You okay?
Kim Possible : It... it's touching you...
Ron Stoppable : Weird, huh? Guess I'm only freaked out by the little ones. The bigger ones are cute, like a shiny puppy, with a shell.
Kim Possible : Puppies don't have shells!
Ron Stoppable : [the roach starts licking Ron] Hey, he likes me! Can I keep him?
Kim Possible : [gags] The hurl factor's approaching critical here...
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Ron Stoppable : [saying goodbye to Roachie] Roachie, you're the best dog-sized insect a guy could ever want. I know we've bonded, I feel like an honorary bug, but it's better if you're with your friends. I'll come visit you! And I'll think of you every time I step on something crunchy.
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Kim Possible : Roachie listens to you?
Ron Stoppable : Well, except at bedtime, it's always "five more minutes" and "can I have a glass of dirty water?"
Kim Possible : You're like... the roach whisperer.
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Ron Stoppable : You okay, KP? KP?
Kim Possible : [petrified] Bugs... b-big bugs...
Ron Stoppable : Oh, yeah, that's real nice. Just mock my weakness!
Kim Possible : B... b... big... bugs...
Ron Stoppable : Hey, you're not mocking, What happened to "just flick 'em"?
Kim Possible : Uh-huh, that was when they were little, and, uh, flickable?
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Kim Possible : [giant roaches are attacking] My jeepers are officially creeped. You're the roach boy - you can handle this thing on your own, right?
Ron Stoppable : Kim, I got over my bug issues. You gotta deal, too, or we're chunked!
Kim Possible : We are *so* chunked. Look at that! Those bugs are just... ridiculous big!