Jayne Eastwood: Gwen Twining

Quotes 

• Gwen Twining : Look, Flash, I know you've got a point. But I can't quit! I tried when I was 17, I tried when I was 27, I tried when I was - It doesn't work.

• Gwen Twining : Cut down to 800 calories a day.

  Larry King : 800 calories! Come on, my toothpaste is 800 calories.

• Larry King : I used to smoke.

  Gwen Twining : Oh.

  Larry King : Yep. Used to sit back like this, nice and relaxed. Strike up a cigarette and take a nice long drag, y'know. Inhale deeply...

  Gwen Twining : [trying to ignore him]  Mmm.

  Larry King : ...Blow the smoke out slowly. Slowly... And I'd watch the smoke drift up through my fingertips. Up into the air.

  Gwen Twining : [dreamily]  Yeaaaah. There's nothin' like a cigarette. 'specially after a big juicy, stirloin steak. With mashed potatoes all smothered in butter. And then for dessert, a strawberry shortcake, so light and fluffy it just melts in your mouth.

  Larry King : [King gets up to leave] 

  Gwen Twining : Hey, where you going?

  Larry King : To the bathroom!

  Gwen Twining : I bet he's got food stashed up there. Flash, I'm comin' with you!

• Gwen Twining : King, I'm gonna stick to you like peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.

• Larry King : Let me smell your breath.

  Gwen Twining : I beg your pardon.

  Larry King : You're too cheerful for someone who went the whole night without smoking.

  Gwen Twining : Yeah, well you're too cheerful for someone who went the whole night without eating, let me smell YOUR breath!

  [they breathe on one another] 

  Larry King : You always have pizza for breakfast?

  Gwen Twining : No. I just wanted to drive ya up the wall.