- Gwen Twining: Look, Flash, I know you've got a point. But I can't quit! I tried when I was 17, I tried when I was 27, I tried when I was - It doesn't work.
- Gwen Twining: Cut down to 800 calories a day.
- Larry King: 800 calories! Come on, my toothpaste is 800 calories.
- Larry King: I used to smoke.
- Gwen Twining: Oh.
- Larry King: Yep. Used to sit back like this, nice and relaxed. Strike up a cigarette and take a nice long drag, y'know. Inhale deeply...
- Gwen Twining: [trying to ignore him] Mmm.
- Larry King: ...Blow the smoke out slowly. Slowly... And I'd watch the smoke drift up through my fingertips. Up into the air.
- Gwen Twining: [dreamily] Yeaaaah. There's nothin' like a cigarette. 'specially after a big juicy, stirloin steak. With mashed potatoes all smothered in butter. And then for dessert, a strawberry shortcake, so light and fluffy it just melts in your mouth.
- Larry King: [King gets up to leave]
- Gwen Twining: Hey, where you going?
- Larry King: To the bathroom!
- Gwen Twining: I bet he's got food stashed up there. Flash, I'm comin' with you!
- Larry King: Let me smell your breath.
- Gwen Twining: I beg your pardon.
- Larry King: You're too cheerful for someone who went the whole night without smoking.
- Gwen Twining: Yeah, well you're too cheerful for someone who went the whole night without eating, let me smell YOUR breath!
- [they breathe on one another]
- Larry King: You always have pizza for breakfast?
- Gwen Twining: No. I just wanted to drive ya up the wall.