The King of Queens (TV Series)

Deacon Blues (2001)

Merrin Dungey: Kelly Palmer

Quotes 

• Arthur Spooner : So I looked her square in the eye and said, "Ma'am, you are undoubtedly the most fetching woman in all of Schreiport."

  Kelly Palmer : [laughs]  Then what did she say?

  Arthur Spooner : My good sir, I do believe you are giving me the vapors.

  Kelly Palmer : [laughs]  Nice. Then what happened?

  Arthur Spooner : I knocked the barbeque out of her hand, bent her over the porch railing and said, "I'll give you more than vapors, you nasty..."

  Carrie Heffernan : Ok! Enough! Charming story gone very wrong.