- Carrie Heffernan: [Watching Doug mix his cereals] What are you doing?
- Doug Heffernan: Simple. I'm mixing my sweet Cocoa Krispies with the more sensible Rice Krispies. And what do you get? A healthier me.
- Carrie Heffernan: Or you could just have a piece of fruit.
- Doug Heffernan: Fruit? Why the hell do you gotta go there?
- Carrie Heffernan: I'm in a bad mood 'cause of work. Pruzan got his first big case as partner and he's going off the deep end. I mean, could you believe the time I got home?
- Doug Heffernan: Why? Was it late?
- Carrie Heffernan: It was three in the morning. Don't you know when I'm not home?
- Doug Heffernan: I gotta be honest with you, Carrie. When that Comforter gets bunched up, you're easy to lose.
- Doug Heffernan: What's this big case you got anyway?
- Carrie Heffernan: It's actually kind of interesting. We're representing these shareholders of this dot com who claim management run the company into the ground. And managers tried to blame everybody else - the distributors, the delivery services...
- [Sees Doug with a lost look on his face]
- Carrie Heffernan: Very far away right now, aren't you?
- Doug Heffernan: I want to listen. You just have to give me something to hang on to. Like, like instead of saying shareholders, you could say midgets.