The King of Queens (TV Series)
Fixer Upper (1998)
Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan
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Quotes
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Carrie Heffernan : These researchers, they kept a male monkey alone for so long, that when they finally stuck a female in with him, he threw feces at her and he humped a eucalyptus tree.
[Doug advances, leering]
Carrie Heffernan : That turns you on?
Doug Heffernan : A little bit, yeah.
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Carrie Heffernan : Don't you think Spence needs a date?
Doug Heffernan : No. He's got a very nice routine: work, dinner with his mom, Babylon 5, then sleep. Why screw around with it?
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Carrie Heffernan : Jenny, did I tell you Spence sells tokens on the subway?
Doug Heffernan : [sotto voce] That's the way to impress her.