- Carrie Heffernan: Any sign of my dad?
- Doug Heffernan: No. I thought I saw him in the park, but it was just a weird-shaped kid.
- Carrie Heffernan: Oh! Why couldn't that stupid phone call have come then I never, I never would've gone off on him like that... . How bad was it?
- Doug Heffernan: It wasn't that bad. It really wasn't.
- Carrie Heffernan: Doug, don't lie to me. How bad was it?
- Doug Heffernan: It was the worst thing I ever saw. And I once saw a guy chase his glass eye down a flight of subway stairs.