The King of Queens (TV Series)
Gorilla Warfare (2005)
Kevin James: Doug Heffernan
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Quotes
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Danny Heffernan : Why can't I find a great girl?
Doug Heffernan : I could tell you the truth, but it'd feel like a donkey kick.
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Carrie Heffernan : No, Doug, I don't want another line, okay?
Doug Heffernan : Oh, well, you know what? Too bad, 'cause you're getting one.
Carrie Heffernan : Well, you better get moving. Blockbuster closes at 10.
Doug Heffernan : [Carrie starts walking up the stairs] I don't need Blockbuster. This is gonna be all me. It's gonna be so touching and heartfelt, you're gonna feel like a piece of crap!... A PIECE OF CRAP!
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Doug Heffernan : [erratically caressing his stomach, his wrist watch catches something] Nipple!