- Doug Heffernan: [Doug and Deacon are watching a Pole Dancing class at the gym] I don't know if Carrie will do that. Do you think you could talk Kelly into something like that?
- Deacon Palmer: I don't know, never thought about it.
- [smirking]
- Deacon Palmer: But, then we got plenty going on in there anyway.
- Doug Heffernan: Don't you ever get tired of being a racial stereotype?
- Deacon Palmer: No, do you?
- Spence Olchin: Where do you want to go for dinner? Can I talk you into Ethiopian?
- Arthur Spooner: I'm not in the mood for gazelle, thank you.
- Doug Heffernan: You might have won 3 games, but I had more total points.
- Deacon Palmer: I don't think that's possible.