The King of Queens (TV Series)
Tank Heaven (2004)
Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan
Quotes
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Carrie Heffernan : Emily and Peter blew us off again tonight.
Doug Heffernan : Really? That's weird.
Carrie Heffernan : They said they had to go bird shopping. Who goes bird shopping on a Saturday night? Who goes bird shopping?
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Doug Heffernan : What's the matter, babe?
Carrie Heffernan : Emily and Peter blew us off again tonight.
Doug Heffernan : Really? That's weird.
Carrie Heffernan : They said they had to go bird shopping... . Who goes bird shopping on a Saturday night?... Who goes bird shopping?
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Carrie Heffernan : Did you make them touch your belly hair?
Doug Heffernan : What?
Carrie Heffernan : DID you?
Doug Heffernan : I have no idea what you're sayin'!
Carrie Heffernan : Did you lift up your shirt and make Peter and Ellen touch your belly hair?
Doug Heffernan : Yeah, and then I threw on a G-string and gave them a little lap dance, yeah!