King of the Hill (TV Series)

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (2000)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : You may not be happy with me now, Soldier, but you'll thank me someday.

  Wally : For what? For making me a jarhead?

  Bill Dauterive : No, for convincing the judge that the army is a better place for you than prison. Oh and you're not a jarhead. That's the marine corps. You're a grunt!