King of the Hill (TV Series)

Dog Dale Afternoon (1999)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : That is a water-tight seal. I can mow my lawn in a hurricane. Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?

  Bill Dauterive : I don't know

  Dale Gribble : You can't mow your lawn in a hurricane!, Can you, Boomhauer?

  Boomhauer : I tell you what, man, if I got that pause-trackin' goin' on, a little choke-hold, I...

  Dale Gribble : [interrupts him]  Bullcorn!

  [as the garage door closes] 

  Dale Gribble : Oh, almost forgot: Hank can you mow your lawn in a hurricane nope didn't think so ha ha ha ha!

• Bill Dauterive : Easy for you to say, it wasn't your naked butt in that picture.

  Hank : You took the money.

• Bill Dauterive : Don't even ask if you can borrow my mower.

  Dale Gribble : Like I would borrow that piece of junk. Boomhauer, can I borrow your mower?

  Boomhauer : I tell ya what, man, I gone and loaned you my Monopoly set, man, you come back and no more dang ol' top hat gone, and B - Bard - Boardwalk got little mustard stains on it, Park Place too, man. Dang ol' mom comin' over and wanna, and end up playin' Stratego, man.

  Dale Gribble : Bill, can I borrow your mower?

  Bill Dauterive : Okay.

  Dale Gribble : Like I would borrow that piece of junk.