- Hank Hill: Luanne, stop trying to be your Aunt Peggy. You're no Peggy. You're fired.
- Luanne Platter: Well, I'm glad you're firing me, 'cause being Aunt Peggy is the most thankless job I've ever had. No wonder she ran away to Mexico.
- Peggy Hill: You have the most spectacular sunsets in Mehico.
- Eduardo Felipe: Yes, it is the pollution.
- Peggy Hill: I'm afraid that is all the time we have with our very special guest.
- class: Aww.
- Peggy Hill: Uh uh, in Espanol.
- class: Ay.
- Eduardo Felipe: If the moment is truthful, then stabbing el jefe with an icicle will come almost without conscious effort.
- Peggy Hill: We drank wine on a balcony and watched the sunset.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Where's the wife?
- Peggy Hill: Dead.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Perfect. Did you flirt back?
- Peggy Hill: I do not know.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Did you blush and giggle a lot when he talked?
- Peggy Hill: Oh, I may have blushed and giggled once or twice.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Oh, congratulations, Sug, you were flirting. But I gotta warn you, don't enjoy it too much. Because there's this moment where there is no turning back. All of the sudden, you can't remember your husband's name. Your body goes limp and then you are pulled down by the undertow of passion. You're drownin', Sug, but you don't care.