- Luanne Platter: That's funny, I can't remember my name. I think it starts with an 'R'.
- [takes a bite of meat]
- Luanne Platter: Mmmm, wait, it's Luanne.
- Dale Gribble: As a professional exterminator, I'm a killer for hire. And even though I'm a killer for hire, I'm doin' this pro bono. That means I get the bones.
- Dale Gribble: It's too late. They've been deprived of protein so long that their bodies are feeding off their own brains.
- Dale Gribble: [while aiming his rifle at an emu, Dale becomes conflicted] I can't do it! Yes I can. No I can't, it's too damn majestic! Wait, I found the strength. Ah, who am I kiddin'? Hey, is that one laughin' at me? No, he's still bein' majestic, or is he?