- Dale Gribble: [Hank tells Dale to move his bug truck out of a movie they made to bring the Cowboys to Arlen] You think that's all I do? I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny.
- Dale Gribble: I was going to be the next Zapruder. Unfortunately, nobody shot a president after that. Nobody knew what he was doing.