- Hank Hill: [answering the phone] Hello
- Debbie: [imitating an old lady] May I speak to Peggy?
- Hank Hill: No Peggy's at Sugar Foots, can I take a message?
- Debbie: Tell her Debbie Grund slept with her husband
- Hank Hill: Who is this!
- Debbie: [in normal voice] It's Debbie,
- [laughs]
- Debbie: remember me?
- Hank Hill: Ugh!, put that old lady back on maybe she can talk some sense into you!
- Hank Hill: Dale give me a cigarette.
- Dale Gribble: But I thought you quit because "cigarettes cause death"... they do you know
- [hands him a pack]
- Dale Gribble: brace yourself.