King of the Hill (TV Series)

Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta' (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : He is a mammal and would have mammalian organs roughly in proportion to body size, I'm guessing?

  Hank Hill : Ugh, that's enough talkin' about it, for now.

• Hank Hill : I want to see to it that no one has to go through what I went through... except for a female dolphin.

• Luanne Platter : Can I send in the video to "When Animals Attack" now?

  Hank Hill : I don't think so.

  Luanne Platter : We could split the money.

  Hank Hill : That's not necessary.

  Luanne Platter : I can have it all?

  Hank Hill : Luanne, give me the tape.

  Luanne Platter : I already sent it in. I thought you'd say yes.

• Hank Hill : It was the dolphin. He uh attacked me.

  Peggy Hill : Hmm. I see.

  Hank Hill : No, it was more than that. He uh, remember the movie on Lifetime, you know, what Gregory Harrison did to Valerie Bertinelli?

  Peggy Hill : Oh my God! Oh I have never... well actually, I have had a dog hump my leg.