King of the Hill (TV Series)

Joust Like a Woman (2002)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank : You'll find it burns witches cleanly and evenly and at a fraction of the cost.

• Hank : You take off that crown. I'm kickin' your ass.

• Oxcart-Driving Minstrel : King Philip, my liege, I bring a merchant who wishes to display his wares.

  Hank : Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.

  King Philip : Ah, so you are Keeper of the Flame.

  Hank : Uh, Assistant Keeper of the Flame.