King of the Hill (TV Series)

Keeping Up with Our Joneses (1997)

Billy West: Cigarenders Leader

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : [to Hank about the anti-smoking group]  Come on dad open up

  Cigarenders Leader : Aw is this your son? It's beautiful how you came to support your daddy

  Bobby Hill : I'm a smoker too

  [the group gasps in shock] 

  Cigarenders Leader : Oh no, how long have you been addicted to cigarettes?

  Bobby Hill : Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton

  [the crowd angrily talk amongst themselves] 

  Hank Hill : Wait a minute I didn't let him, I made him, it was a punishment!

  [the group voices their disgust] 

  Bill Dauterive : Can I get a new buddy?

  Cigarenders Leader : [angry]  You are sick sir, you shouldn't be allowed to have children!

  Hank Hill : [standing up]  Now hold on a minute here, I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at, I don't think I like this club, you all whine too much and the coffee's bad, I'll tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step, down off your high horse!

  Bill Dauterive : [excitedly]  Yeah!

  [the group angrily glare at him and he sits down]