- Luanne Platter: But my heart is telling me that...
- Hank: Your heart is tellin' you? Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee. So get your heart off it's butt and back to work.
- Hank: I went in there and fixed her like fixin' a carburetor. And you know what? It was fun, like fixin' a carburetor.
- Bill Dauterive: You know, Hank, maybe it's time to settle this.
- Hank: Yeah, I just hate these big emotional scenes. Well, let's get it over with. Boomhauer!
- Boomhauer: Yeah?
- Hank: Beer?
- Boomhauer: Yep.
- Dale Gribble: That was beautiful.