"King of the Hill" Meet the Manger Babies (TV Episode 1998) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Luanne Platter : [trying to figure out an ending for her puppet show] Oh...! No, that won't work.

Hank : [whispering] They jimmy the lock with a coat hanger.

Luanne Platter : What?

Hank : They jimmy the lock with...

[loudly]

Hank : Uh, I'll save you, Manger Babies.

Luanne Platter : You will?

Hank : Yes. 'Cause I'm the assistant manager of this movie theater. I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories, and you

[the usher]

Hank : are fired!

Luanne Platter : [as puppet] Oh thank you, assistant manager. How can we ever repay you?

Hank : By never forgetting this lesson: sneaking into the movies is wrong. As wrong as spilling juice on a new carpet.
[the TV channel keeps changing for no reason]

Hank : What's going on?

Bill Dauterive : I don't know, but I think this is the part of the movie where we should just get out of the house.
Hank : [Looking at a shopping list] Peggy we're going shopping for the super bowl party not you're feminine items!

[reading the list]

Hank : diet soda.

[crumples up the paper]
Hank : The terrible truth is that America, the best country in the history of the world, no longer makes television sets.

Bobby Hill : Well, couldn't we just buy like a Japanese one?

Hank : Bobby, go to your room!
Hank : [Luanne asks Hank to play God in her Manger Babies show] Tell ya what, Luanne, uh, just as soon as I finish turning beer into water, I'll meet you in the garage.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer