- Hank: Let me get you a beer.
- Bill Dauterive: Beer is a depressant, Hank.
- Hank: Don't go blaming the beer.
- Hank: [Bill is on his roof] What are you doin', Bill? Satellite dish trouble?
- Bill Dauterive: Oh no, I'm just up here to kill myself.
- Hank: [after Bill sticks his head in oven in an attempt of suicide] It's electric, Bill.
- Bill Dauterive: Yeah, but it's getting pretty hot.
- Dale Gribble: Come on you know you're Bill!
- Bill Dauterive: [in a falsetto voice] No, no, I don't know that, I'm Lenore.
- Dale Gribble: Well, if you're Lenore, then where's Bill?
- [laughs]
- Bill Dauterive: [in the falsetto voice] Uh, Bill's in the house, Want me to go get him?
- Dale Gribble: I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may
- Bill Dauterive: [trying to get his iguana to eat] Come on, come on Lenore!
- Peggy Hill: You named it Lenore?
- Bill Dauterive: Well yeah I thought it looked like Lenore, I think he's just not hungry right now I mean with so many new people
- [stares at Luanne]
- Luanne Platter: Um, should I leave?
- Bill Dauterive: Thank you
- Peggy Hill: Bill's not being an ingrate on purpose.
- Peggy Hill: The only way he could get Lenore back...was to become her.
- Peggy Hill: Yes, mm-hmm.
- Peggy Hill: It wouldn't surprise me if there was some psychological basis to it.
- Bill Dauterive: [walking into Hank and Peggy's bedroom] I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out... oh yeah Peggy you were there... can I sleep in your living room?
- Hank: [sighing] Yes Bill
- Peggy Hill: [to Hank] I'm giving you 24 hours to get me out of that man's dreams!
- Hank: Hey who are you?, What are you doing in Bill's backyard?
- Bill Dauterive: [wearing a dress and speaking in a falsetto voice] Hank don't you recognize me!, I'm Lenore!
- Hank: What is going on?
- Bill Dauterive: [in the falsetto voice] Well I'm just washing my dress for your big party silly!
- Hank: Bill take off the dress!
- Bill Dauterive: [in the falsetto voice] Why do you keep calling me
- [speaks in normal voice]
- Bill Dauterive: Bill?
- [back in the falsetto voice]
- Bill Dauterive: My name is Lenore silly, and I've come back because I love Bill so much!, and I really missed him!
- Hank: Peggy, a little more than 20 years ago, I set Arlen High's single season rushing record. Sure, I had legs like a jackrabbit, but Bill Dauterive blocked for me. And the running back who forgets his front line, that's the man I wouldn't want to have for dinner. Shame on you.
- Hank: This mornin', Bill tried to drown himself in the toilet. So, do you think you could find him a date?