King of the Hill (TV Series)

Rodeo Days (2000)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : [as Hank throws Bobby's clown makeup in the trash]  That's Luanne's makeup.

  Bobby Hill : You're not only a clown, you're a thief! I don't know which is worse... *Clown.*

• Hank Hill : Bobby, I'm trying to help you. You see, a *circus* clown is a carnie who's too stupid to flip a ride switch on and off. Now you take a circus clown, roll him on the barn floor, and kick him in the head a couple hundred times, and what have you got?

  Bobby Hill : [sobbing]  Your son!

• Hank Hill : If you lived out here for a month, you'd go crazy.

  Bobby Hill : The cows seem happy.

  Hank Hill : Well, that's 'cause they're not bein' slaughtered. Talk to 'em again in 2 weeks.